FaZe Santana Debuts a New Shower for Stanky Gamers

Have you ever skipped a shower because you didn’t want to miss a minute of gameplay? You’re not alone! 

According to FaZe Clan leader FaZe Santana’s recent Twitch video, one out of five gamers have had the same problem.

Do you understand the gravity of the situation? 620 million out of the 3.1 billion global gaming population don’t mind sacrificing hygiene because it takes them away from their game. 

Imagine the funk if they all got together in one arena. Yikes!

Luckily, Irish Spring offers a solution to this age-old problem: the Irish Spring Nice-Smelling Gaming Shower! 

The Irish Spring Nice-Smelling Gaming Shower

Irish Spring Nice-Smelling Gaming Shower
Irish Spring Nice-Smelling Gaming Shower (Colgate-Palmolive)

If you haven’t seen the viral video, let us talk you through it. 

FaZe begins his adventure in a Skyrim quest-like walk through the woods. Afterward, we see him enter a typical gamer’s room — complete with a sick computer setup, week-old clothes, and potentially lethal pizza. 

He can’t stand the stench, so he quickly gets out of the area. 

He then enters Irish Spring Land — where everything just smells fresh. Upon entering, he exclaims, “This is what I pictured the afterlife like!” 

That’s not even the best part of the trip. 

After a quick costume change, FaZe finally tries the Irish Spring Nice-Smelling Gaming Shower. It combines what gamers thought was impossible: a gaming chair, a TV, a console, and a bathing mechanism enclosed in a transparent plexiglass exterior. As Faze concentrates on his game, the shower takes care of his stank.  

What does the FaZe Clan leader have to say about it? 

“You know what? This is the life! I’m not leaving. Thank you, the Chosen One, for showing me the real way to game.” FaZe Santana

Takeaway

While viewers loved the concept, sharing comments such as “New setup for 2022?!?!” and “This some gamer gamer sh*t,” if you don’t have an Irish Spring Nice-Smelling Gaming Shower at home, which you likely don’t, please be responsible for your own gunk. 

Your housemates will thank you for it.